 - Last login: 15 hours agoDocBarleycorn
- Doc is a 34 year old guy from Hogeye, Arkansas, USA.
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- Member since May 27, 2006
I'm not PC. I'm a drunken redneck nerd making moonshine in the Ozarks. I'm all about the funny, good food and science. I do incredibly stupid shit. Things that explode, get me high or annoy others rock. Stay tuned for my most offensive front-page evar!
Being a deviant with a fetish for sexually dominant women who demand cunnilingus constantly isn't a life-style choice. I was born this way. I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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WHITE WATCH
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May 13, 1:49pm
2 reviews
subculture
http://whitewatch.wordpress.com/
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Damn honkies. Watch out for that blue-eyed devil. The best part about being a cracker the government will send you big-ass check, just for being white! How cool is that!
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May 11, 2:46pm
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Random Image Time!
I'd hope if the big-guy made a trip down here he'd do a little more than feeding fish and bread to hippies.
Ain't much cuter than a baby duck.
Go ahead and look, dude. They wouldn't be all hang'n out if she didn't want some attention.
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May 11, 2:08pm
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Why can't you double
 thumbs-up somebody? Why can't you give someone a triple thumbs-up?
Well BumApples has got 'em coming.
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Chigger - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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May 11, 1:52pm
1 review
chiggers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiggers
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Been fighting these little monsters for days now. There simply is enough poison to kill 'em all. If you see me scratching myself in public, I'm not being perverted, I just happen to have me a bite in a sensitive location.
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The New York Times & Log In
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May 11, 1:43pm
1 review
multimedia
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/04/science/04prim.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
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OMFG! Screw the dinosaurs and use that DNA magic to breed me up a batch of THESE to cuddle on. The cuteness is going to my brain-pan and I'm feeling dizzy. I could train a large army of these critters to help me in my plan for global domination. Image a couple score of these suckers storming through the vents into your house with wee little knives and grenades. With slight assistance from the Dole corporation I could keep my army well fed with bananas and ensure my role as your new God of the Monkeys.
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May 11, 11:18am
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ART or SMUT?
That's my idea of a date.
Thirty seven traffic-related fatalities later....
Going down...
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Nasa plans landing on 280,000mph asteroid travelling towards the Earth | the Dai…
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May 11, 10:18am
4 reviews
space-exploration
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_...
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Arthur C. Clarke's idea was to land on Halley's Comet. Now THAT'S a dude that got shit done. Father of the communication satellite and all-round kick-ass guy. Sad part is we just lost him.
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ABC News: Office Love Affairs Get Contractual
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May 11, 9:36am
1 review
bizarre
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=4828452&page=1
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While dipping your pen in company ink is a little on the risky side, there is nothing better than being on clock while you "work off" your sensitivity training sessions with the gal from Human Resources. Trust me, ANYTHING is better than sensitivity training courses.
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Free eBooks at Planet eBook - Classic Novels and Literature Youre Free to Share
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May 11, 9:20am
132 reviews
literature
http://www.planetebook.com/
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Not a bad list. Most of these books should be read by everybody. I'd be a lot happier if this list was about five times longer. I know most of you communist hippies turn and run when you see a book, but there is a heap o' good read'n out floating around, just waiting to be picked up and enjoyed. Y'all know you ain't got no fangs or claws, right? That big bowl of gray pudd'n between your ears is the only thing keeping you from being a prey animal. Read for a change.
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