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Last login: 5 weeks agoDocBarleycorn: Doc is a 34 year old guy from Hogeye, Arkansas, USA.; Likes 2,094 pages, 9 photos • 327 fans • Received 213 reviews; Member since May 27, 2006

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Whiskey Geeks Keep Moonshine Tradition Alive: May 23, 5:03pm 4 reviews alcohol
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2008/05/modern_moonshine; Lots of reasons to home distill. First, it is pretty cost effective, especially when you happen to be a big dude who could drink Charles Bukowski under the table. Secondly, it's an issue of pride to be drinking and sharing quality hooch that you created yourself. Lastly, I hate the idea of paying a liquor tax when I have no control on how it is spent. If that booze-tax went to pay for childhood education and health I'd buy Everclear.

Police bust party in man's pants - National - smh.com.au: May 23, 4:41pm 5 reviews humor
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/03/23/1206206897803.html; Good X can be fun, but the big problem is where you get it. You not likely to find it at your neighborhood pot dealer. So if you want some you have to ask a teeny-bopper where the next big rave is, show up look'n all old and shit, and negotiate a drug-deal with the same pimple-faced kid from McDonald's who can't count change or remember you wanted your burger with no pickles and onions. The rave scene can be fun, but the music sucks and you can't use any large words or you might ass-plode some child's brain.

May 23, 3:31pm: Sorry y'all for not being around. I got me some big go'ns on. Man does not live on SU alone! Fear not, loyal bloggers. Between all the cool shit people have been sending me and the groovy nuggets of awesome I steal from you, I'll do my best to entertain.

WHITE WATCH: May 13, 1:49pm 3 reviews subculture
http://whitewatch.wordpress.com/; Damn honkies. Watch out for that blue-eyed devil. The best part about being a cracker the government will send you big-ass check, just for being white! How cool is that!

May 11, 2:46pm: Random Image Time!

I'd hope if the big-guy made a trip down here he'd do a little more than feeding fish and bread to hippies.

Ain't much cuter than a baby duck.

Go ahead and look, dude. They wouldn't be all hang'n out if she didn't want some attention.

May 11, 2:08pm: Why can't you double thumbs-up somebody? Why can't you give someone a triple thumbs-up?
Well BumApples has got 'em coming.

Chigger - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: May 11, 1:52pm 1 review chiggers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiggers; Been fighting these little monsters for days now. There simply is enough poison to kill 'em all. If you see me scratching myself in public, I'm not being perverted, I just happen to have me a bite in a sensitive location.

The New York Times & Log In: May 11, 1:43pm 1 review multimedia
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/04/science/04prim.html?_r=1&oref=slogin; OMFG! Screw the dinosaurs and use that DNA magic to breed me up a batch of THESE to cuddle on. The cuteness is going to my brain-pan and I'm feeling dizzy. I could train a large army of these critters to help me in my plan for global domination. Image a couple score of these suckers storming through the vents into your house with wee little knives and grenades. With slight assistance from the Dole corporation I could keep my army well fed with bananas and ensure my role as your new God of the Monkeys.