Last login: 9 days agoDocBarleycorn
Doc is a 34 year old guy from Hogeye, Arkansas, USA.
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Member since May 27, 2006
I'm not PC. I'm a drunken redneck nerd making moonshine in the Ozarks. I'm all about the funny, good food and science. I do incredibly stupid shit. Things that explode, get me high or annoy others rock. Just got back. Amazing tales soon to come. Being a deviant with a fetish for sexually dominant women who demand cunnilingus constantly isn't a life-style choice. I was born this way. I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

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Liked it May 11, 1:43pm 1 review •http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/04/sci...

OMFG! Screw the dinosaurs and use that DNA magic to breed me up a batch of THESE to cuddle on. The cuteness is going to my brain-pan and I'm feeling dizzy. I could train a large army of these critters to help me in my plan for global domination. Image a couple score of these suckers storming through the vents into your house with wee little knives and grenades. With slight assistance from the Dole corporation I could keep my army well fed with bananas and ensure my role as your new God of the Monkeys.

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