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Last login: 5 weeks agoDocBarleycorn: Doc is a 34 year old guy from Hogeye, Arkansas, USA.; Likes 2,094 pages, 9 photos • 327 fans • Received 213 reviews; Member since May 27, 2006

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Spitzer call girl sues Girls Gone Wild - CNN.com: Apr 29, 10:54am 1 review crime
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/28/call.girl.lawsuit/index.html; From the page: ""But I think it's ironic that she charged Gov. Spitzer $2,000 for sex and she wants to charge me 10 million for taking some naked pictures of her," Francis told CNN. "I feel like I'm getting a raw deal."" Sad truth is a lot of women think their vagina is an ATM machine. It's a well known fact that women got what men want. But I got a little secret for ya girls: Half the damn planet has the same giblets, and men have never been known to be terribly picky in that department. Think about it.

MyFox Tampa Bay | Woman sentenced for Disney beating: Apr 23, 10:08pm 1 review crime, bizarre
http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=DA454C9532D5E...; I would not advise cutting ahead in lines. Some of us have sharp, pointy things in our pockets. Hell, I wear one around my neck half the time. Not a good game-plan Buster. Image unrelated but I felt like posting it. Sue me.

Dispute over coins lands ex-boyfriend in jail - Northwest Florida Daily News: Apr 5, 9:18am 1 review crime
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article/13377; I'm with ya brother! Anyone messes with my moneys I go nuts. You can leave the gate open for the cows to run. You can toss beer cans in the creek. You can delay my bid-ness in the receiving department for three days while you get your jollys to pictures no REAL man would enjoy. DON'T be messing with a man's change. Those coins are allocated for a CoinStar machine to be converted into singles on my way to da titty bar. Every dollar I slide into a crack-addicted ninety-pound stripper's g-string goes to support her baby. That and her lesbian girlfriend's OxyContin habit. I'm a philanthropist.

Cops: Third-graders arrested in teacher attack plot - CNN.com: Apr 1, 11:37pm 1 review crime
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/01/kids.plot.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

News - Bee writer pleads not guilty in porn case - sacbee.com: Mar 29, 10:05am 5 reviews crime, teenyboppers
http://www.sacbee.com/101/story/820599.html; WTF! You videotape cheerleaders in a public venue and THATS a crime? I know, I know, you ain't supposed to be lust'n after sixteen and seventeen year old little hotties, and it's a crime to have sex with them. I understand that. But, with the Devil in my ear, I think: Gee, this first season doe is dressed up as pretty as can be, in makeup, and doing a highly provocative dance in public while smiling at strangers. Am I NOT supposed to look? Don't get all "Thought Crime" with me, buddy-boy. Sure there might be lechery in your heart, but if you're sitting next to twenty other adults, most holding vidcams, just because you are a fifty-two year old Chester/Herbert and not a proud parent, does not mean your mind-set should make you a criminal. They might look like women, but they're still girls. Look (and photograph and video), but don't touch.

Local News | Mukilteo hacker gets 3 years over fake 911 call | Seattle Times New…: Mar 28, 9:24am 5 reviews crime, bizarre
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2004311698_swat28m.html; I thought it was clever to send pizzas to peoples door as a prank. Now you can send in the fucking SWAT team. Damn dude, that's evil.

Bungling cop spreads strawberry meth myth | Metro.co.uk: Mar 6, 10:26am 1 review crime
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=110855&in_page_id=34

Woman Allegedly Uses Drugs In Police Cruiser - Cincinnati breaking news, weathe…: Feb 18, 4:47pm 1 review crime, bizarre
http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=c2440c84-578c-42dd-a262-...; This is the American spirit right here. She likes slurp'n on a peter and she loves her crack. Just makes sense to be a crack whore at that point. She thinks to herself: "Gee, being a police officer sure is hard. I bet he could use a blow-job".. Then after being busted by said cop she thinks: "Well, I'm busted. They're gonna find my crack when I get booked, I might as well smoke my crack here in the back of the cruiser".. That's good think'n on her part. Like that time I got busted butt-plowing the baby-sitter by my first wife. What did she expect me to do? STOP?!? "No baby, it's not what I looks like!".. That ain't gonna solve anything. I'm ALREADY in trouble. I might as well spend the extra couple of minutes to finish up.

Utah Mother Admits To Sex Acts With Teen Boys: Jan 20, 8:08pm 3 reviews crime
http://www.kutv.com/content/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=8d9c6f6c-fc3d-4a...; Hey moms! THIS wants to have sex with your teenage boys. She's nailed at least five. You won't have to worry about condom use as she's like throwing a hot dog down a LONG hallway, but to prevent a deep sense of revulsion you might want to send 'em out with a couple of paper bags. One for him in case hers comes off.