I'm not PC. I'm a drunken redneck nerd making moonshine in the Ozarks. I'm all about the funny, good food and science. I do incredibly stupid shit. Things that explode, get me high or annoy others rock. Just got back. Amazing tales soon to come.
Being a deviant with a fetish for sexually dominant women who demand cunnilingus constantly isn't a life-style choice. I was born this way. I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body.